The answer to all present and future I.D.C. members prayers. Never again restricted by capacity, free to roam as we will! Bouch can use it with total confidence whilst standing at the bar or even when waiting in the queue for his chips at the kitchen hatch. Safe in the knowledge that the ladies committee will not clutch at their bosooms and have an attack of the vapours at the sight of his manhood on display.
I understand that they come in a variety of colours, tailored to match the seasons, red for Summer, brown for Autum and white for Winter. An ideal Christmas gift that can be slipped into your stocking, so to speak!
Another bebefit is that it can be worn permenately, Imagine the reaction when entering the club in your expanding waistband, extra stretch grey linen trousers with this bulge on display... well I know it will be the undoing of Janet Arrowsmith..
This is a must have in the car, ditch the mobile phone and your iPod and fit this to the dashboard of your car. It has a mounting bracket that attaches to the dashboard and can be a conversation piece on those long and boreing journeys.
The mens come in three different sizes: Small, Medium and Your having a laugh! I think the womens are one size fits all but I dont know too much about those things.