Next week all in the IDC are looking forward to their Christmas Lunch, IDCCD (The Incontinence Dining Club Christmas Dinner) venue to be decided, with eager anticipation.
There have been a number of enquiries about joining this IDC excursions. This would pose a major problem for The Transport Manager as our current seating plan is limited to four. However for a small joining fee, essential in keeping riff raff like Bartlett out! I will publish our destination and prospective associate members (AMIDCCD) may make their own arrangements to join us.
Disturbing News
It has been reported to me that there is a serious and insidious peril awaiting the incontinent. It would seem that landlords are fitting to their toilets cisterns that are water pressure sensitive. In other words the flow tap notes the drop in pressure when water is used in any part of the building and tops up the urinal cistern and consequently a brief flush occurs.
Therein lies the danger! Picture a poor fellow who has just satisfactorily emptied his bladder he is zipping his flies when somewhere someone in the building turns on a tap. The cistern tops up and the flush is activated! Imagine what this does to the chaps bladder as he is walking to the door! Oh,Oh, running water............ back to the urinal flies down and start again.
I understand that one of our members was locked into this vicious circle for three days and it was only when a plumber (Corgi Registered) came in for a pee that he was mercifully released.
The IDC is mounting, if you will pardon the expression, a vigorous shakeup of members of the House of Lords, wearing rubber gloves of course, to have this odious device banned.
Steve Pinder our technical nerd, he knows how to use text, complained bitterly to The Catering Manager that he did not feature in the previous edition "Dorset Nobbs". This was despite his addition to the navigation suggestions and on the spot photographs. He was so distraught that he attempted to do away with himself.
There have been a number of enquiries about joining this IDC excursions. This would pose a major problem for The Transport Manager as our current seating plan is limited to four. However for a small joining fee, essential in keeping riff raff like Bartlett out! I will publish our destination and prospective associate members (AMIDCCD) may make their own arrangements to join us.
Disturbing News
It has been reported to me that there is a serious and insidious peril awaiting the incontinent. It would seem that landlords are fitting to their toilets cisterns that are water pressure sensitive. In other words the flow tap notes the drop in pressure when water is used in any part of the building and tops up the urinal cistern and consequently a brief flush occurs.
Therein lies the danger! Picture a poor fellow who has just satisfactorily emptied his bladder he is zipping his flies when somewhere someone in the building turns on a tap. The cistern tops up and the flush is activated! Imagine what this does to the chaps bladder as he is walking to the door! Oh,Oh, running water............ back to the urinal flies down and start again.
I understand that one of our members was locked into this vicious circle for three days and it was only when a plumber (Corgi Registered) came in for a pee that he was mercifully released.
The IDC is mounting, if you will pardon the expression, a vigorous shakeup of members of the House of Lords, wearing rubber gloves of course, to have this odious device banned.
Steve Pinder our technical nerd, he knows how to use text, complained bitterly to The Catering Manager that he did not feature in the previous edition "Dorset Nobbs". This was despite his addition to the navigation suggestions and on the spot photographs. He was so distraught that he attempted to do away with himself.
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This is indeed me after listening to Tom's CD collection of the greatest number 1's for the last 50 years.
All the way to Berry Hill and back again................!!
All I can say was it was one of the worst experiences on my travels with the IDC !!
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